After being found guilty of harassing her neighbors (including making 999 harassment phone calls) British model Tanya Pascolini was ordered to not speak to any of her neighbors for a period of five years.

Pascolini’s response was that she thought it all but impossible to go five years without speaking to her neighbors unless she puts gaffers tape over her mouth.

We’d like to help Ms. Pascolini avoid jail time, and are happy to offer her a discount.